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vinegod:

The #forestnymph still hasn’t found his berries :/ But he made friends :D by Gio Volpe

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chooserecovery:

phyerfly:

Movie Night Masterpost (all links working as of 26/10/2013):
The Great Gatsby
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club
Clueless
Theres Something About Mary
Clue
She’s the Man
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Clerks
Switch
Legally Blonde
Insidious 
Pitch Perfect
Step Brothers
Imagine Me & You
The Silence of the Lambs
The Virgin Suicides 
Warm Bodies
Donnie Darko
Lolita
Pulp Fiction
Girl, Interrupted
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
21 Jump Street
Freaky Friday
Titanic
Pitch Perfect
Forrest Gump
The Outsiders
The Heat
Finding Nemo
Taken
Project X
Grease
The Hunger Games

The Aristocats

Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Fight Club
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Dead Poets Society
The Hangover
LOL

500 Days Of Summer

Bridesmaids
The Blind Side
Little Miss Sunshine
White Chicks
Easy A
Its Kind Of A Funny Story
Magic Mike
Lord of the rings:
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Pokemon:
Pokemon Movie 1: Mewtwo Strikes Back
Pokemon Movie 2: The Power of One
Pokemon Movie 3: Spell Of The Unown
Harry potter:
Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban 
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire 
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince  
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2
Pirate of The Caribbean:
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 
Back to the Future:
Back to the Future
Back to the Future 2
Back to the Future 3
Disney:
 Snow White And The Seven Dwarves 
 Pinocchio 
 Fantasia 
 Fantasia 2000 
 Dumbo 
 Bambi 
 Bambi II 
 Saludos Amigos 
The Three Caballeros
 Make Mine Music 
Fun and Fancy Free 
 Melody Time 
 The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad 
 Cinderella 
 Alice in Wonderland 
 Peter Pan
 Lady and the Tramp 
 Sleeping Beauty 
 101 Dalmatians 
 The Sword in the Stone 
 The Jungle Book 
 The Aristocats 
 Robin Hood 
 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 
The Rescuers 
 The Rescuers Down Under
 The Fox and the Hound 
 The Black Cauldron 
 The Great Mouse Detective 
 Oliver & Company 
 The Little Mermaid 
 The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea 
 Beauty and the Beast 
 Aladdin 
 The Lion King
 The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride 
 Pocahontas 
 Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World 
 The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
 Hercules 
Mulan 
 Mulan II 
 Tarzan 
Tarzan II 
 Dinosaur 
The Emperor’s New Groove 
Atlantis: The Lost Empire 
Atlantis: Milo’s Return 
Lilo & Stitch 
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch 
Treasure Planet 
Brother Bear 
Brother Bear 2 
Home on the Range 
Chicken Little 
Meet the Robinsons 
 Bolt 
The Princess and the Frog 
Tangled (HD) 
Wreck-It Ralph 
Pixar:
Toy Story 
Toy Story 2 
Toy Story 3 
A Bug’s Life 
 Monsters, Inc.
 Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Cars 
Cars 2 
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up 
Brave 

In case any of y’all need a distraction. Movies are good.

chooserecovery:

phyerfly:

Movie Night Masterpost (all links working as of 26/10/2013):

Lord of the rings:

Pokemon:

Harry potter:

Pirate of The Caribbean:

Back to the Future:

Disney:

Pixar:

In case any of y’all need a distraction. Movies are good.

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faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

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i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

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liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

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the-cloud-pudding:

shoujo-addict:

D擬人化詰め合わせ+α

Simba (=゚ω゚)*:・✧  they’re so beautiful

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findsomethingtofightfor:

#these two run a country

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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