ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

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9rimes:

browningtons:

clitreaper:

MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE A GRINDR IM CRYING HES 9



"I know I have a baby face but I am a twink"

9rimes:

browningtons:

clitreaper:

MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE A GRINDR IM CRYING HES 9

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"I know I have a baby face but I am a twink"

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letassi:

i cant stop fuckjng laughing

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certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

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elovers:

TF IS SHE DOING

elovers:

TF IS SHE DOING

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postmodernmayhem:

I love my girlfriend❤️

postmodernmayhem:

I love my girlfriend❤️

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

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thethreeteas:

listening to a fav upbeat song like

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rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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